1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

3. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

5. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
6. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

7. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion.
8. If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

9. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!
10. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

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