Funny Sms

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!______________________________________
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!______________________________________
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?______________________________________
What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Improves with time but not Wine??? Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!______________________________________
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai, Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, mere pyar ko galat mat samajna, pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.______________________________________
u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young______________________________________
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai