Student Funny SMS

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hainQues: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?

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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
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"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
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Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia haiFather to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,

wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
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Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
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Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye

Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
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Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
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Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
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Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga 

1 bacha ghar se maar kha kar gusse mai School ja raha tha
Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Beta parhtay ho?
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Bacha: Nahi, Uniform pehn kar mujra karne jata hon

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha2 students raat mai parhty howy

1st: what's the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
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Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can't say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

A boy and a girl of class 2 asked teacher: Sir Can kids of our age have kids??
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Teacher: No Never!
Boy: See I had told you not to worry

Teacher: Bejli kahan sai ati hai?
Student: Maire mamo ky ghar sai
Teacher: Wo kaise??
Student: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi"

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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati