Funny Shayari                        

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,

Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,

Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi…